You recognise this tan on a guy at the grocery store and know how he got it.

You have at least one water bottle top like this and it doesn't bother you to use it.

You got a tattoo on a road trip, but it wasn't at a studio!

You know that "snakebite flats" is not some place in Arizona.

You've said, "that's a good looking helmet," and meant it!

You own an "ass hatchet" even if you don't call it that.

You've heard someone say, "I have a friend with MS150." and you just nodded.

You have friends that you talk to, ride after ride, but you don't know their names.

Guys aren't ashamed to use Butt Butter.

Girls aren't squeemish about eating Goo.

You've wrecked on your bike while sitting still, usually in front of a bunch of people.

If you are over 40, your bike cost more than your first car.

If you are over 50, your bike cost more than your college tuition.

If you are over 60, your bike cost more than your first house.

When you are broken down on the side of the road, a thousnd people will ask if you need help...and MEAN it! AND....

When briken down you say "no" to the offer of help, even though you really do need it.

You know that the State doesn't have a clue.